Blue Skies!! . . . . .

So i did it!! I threw my ass out of a perfectly working plane for no apparent reason whatsoever . . . and lived!!

Then a man who I’m pretty sure was named Roger came over to me. . . .He’s the man I would be attached to as I plummet to the ground! . . . FUN!! He tightened my harness and talked me through what I had to do.

We were ready to go!! . . . We walk out of the hanger. . . It’s raining!!

We would have to wait for the weather to clear before we went up! . . .

So we waited around for about an hour, getting more nervous with every minute that passed. Sorting out my last will and testament, you know, just in case I died. Everything would be fine now that my tortoises had a good home to go . . . . I was called. It was time . . .

By now 3 more people arrived so the plane was full on the way up. It was decided that I would be 3rd out. We got to 10,000ft and the door was opened.

FUCK!!! . . . . . . . . . .

The wind gushed into the plane and the noise of it was deafening. The first pair jump. . .

The second . . .

Roger tells me to kneel on the floor, I do, put one leg out of the plane, and I do that too. . . . . .Now jump!

So I’ve just jumped out of a plane! But instead of falling straight towards the ground like all the others, I’m spinning and tumbling all over the place! . . . And I’m thinking,

WOAH I TOALLY GOT THE BEST JUMPER DUDE!!!! . . .

About 10 seconds after we stopped spinning, the parachute opens and I start floating towards the ground, I land. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m detached from Roger and he asks me what I thought of all the spins and twirls when I got out of the plane. .AMESOME!!! . . . .But apparently they weren’t planned, and I had kicked him out of the plane nearly killing us both. OOPS. .

Only me!!